Traffic fines and misplaced priorities

Everything is upside down in India. The new motor vehicles rules kicked in recently with significant increases in fines for all kinds of traffic violations.

And people are pissed off.

Why are traffic fines so high in a country with such low income? Everyone is asking this.

When people get back saying that many advanced countries have such high fines. The retort is that they have high income and we are poor. And off course, the other guy is stamped as a bhakt.

I recently received a WhatsApp forward which listed traffic fines for different advanced economies. It made the point that fines in India are not the highest in the world.

Someone in the group did not like it and said that it should have also shown the per capita income of these countries to make a fair comparison. It was argued that a country which cannot ensure three square meals for all its citizens cannot have such high fines.

And this is exactly where things are upside down in our country.

People have forgotten that traffic fines are not implemented to ensure food safety but to ensure road safety.

While food is necessary to survive, ensuring that I get back home safely and not get killed by a road accident is equally important.

India is the country which has the ignonimity of having the highest number of road accident deaths in the world. To check such outsized impact on public mortality by road accidents, there has to be an outsized negative incentive for people to follow traffic rules.

Why is this so hard for people to understand?

It's because we are upside down. Our thought process is upside down. We wear helmets so that the police do not fine us, we put on seat belts only when we are near traffic signals due to the same reason. As if helmets and seat belts exist just because these are tools for the government to levy fines.

We are just so completely messed up!

Cleaning Kolkata

Kolkata has been called the City of Joy. However, not many people know that the source of this name is a novel of the same name by Dominique Lappiere. He celebrated the city of Kolkata with all its flaws. However, that celebration was gritty, dirty and painted a picture pf Kolkata's underbelly like never before. In Lappiere's novel, Kolkata is not so much a joyful and beautiful metropolis but a city of slums and destitution. Anandanagar was the slum he wrote about which translates to the City of Joy in English.

While Kolkata has come along a long way and the city's skyline now boasts of highrises and suave office buildings, the city still has that dirty look around every corner. The streets are cleaner no doubt but not as clean as it should be.

When Swachh Bharat was launched with much fanfare in 2014, I was excited like never before. I thought that finally the cities garbage dumps will get cleaned, that people will not throw garbage in every available empty plot.

Reality, however, is a harsh mistress. In the last five years, there has been no visible change as far as urban solid waste management and general cleanliness of the city is concerned. I do not know if the reason is that Swachh Bharat had more focus on building toilets than solid waste management, or because of the political differences between the center and the state governments.

I do know that nothing much has changed. Just today, I was taking a walk around my own locality Lake Town, around the lake and I was shocked to see the amount of filth and garbage people have dumped around the lake. It really made me sad. Is it really so hard for the municipality to do a one time clean up and plant some plants and shrubs and start a garden?

There are ample research and anecdotes which shows that once a place is cleaned up and made into something beautiful, people reduce or stop loitering. That the municipality has not cared for years is the reason why people think that the lake is a garbage dump. What is just one plastic bag thrown into the dump when there are thousands already?

I do not know when will people's mindset change. I do not know when will our political leaders be made really accountable to the environment.

I am not very hopeful. Sometimes I feel that perhaps, I am also responsible for this. What action do I take to stop this? Me and people like me who care about the environment should do more but the fact is that cleaning up the city requires across the board political support and government action.

And that's precisely the reason why I am not very hopeful because most people don't seem concerned and by extension, most politicians are not concerned.

This will probably not change anytime soon and while things continue to remain the same for the foreseeable future, I will continue to do my small things, like trying to reason with people about not burning plastics in front of their shops.

I will talk about this sickening phenomenon of burning plastics in a follow-up post. That post probably will be a little more hopeful. With this positive note, let me stop my rambling for now.

First real exposure to Hollywood

Movies are part of growing up for most of us. When I was growing up in the late eighties and early nineties, movies meant Saturday and Sunday afternoon broadcasts on Doordarshan. Hindi movies at 4pm on Saturdays and Bengali movies at 5pm on Sundays.

We watched whatever was shown, mostly very old Bollywood films with the likes of Raj Kapoor or Dilip Kumar.

This went on for many years before Hindi movies slots on Doordarshan were moved to 9 pm in the evening which was late night as far as me and my brother were concerned.

So movie watching went down for many years. However, during all these years I had very little exposure to Hollywood.

If I am not wrong, the first English movie that I saw was First Blood. Bose uncle, our neighbor asked me one day if I wanted to watch Rambo or not. I had heard about Rambo from my friends but had no idea who or what that was. I went to Bose kaku's place and watched in wide-eyed admiration and adrenaline-pumping exhilaration what John Rambo could do. He jumped from a cliff, he stiched his skin and went mad with his guns, pumping hundreds of bullets into his enemies.

Just magnificent.

I can't remember all the other movies I watched, but I remember Men in Black, again at Bose kaku's. I kept wondering for quite some time into the movie who MIB was :D

Next was perhaps Titanic. Boy, was it awesome! The biggest draw for us school kids was the portrait scene and the lovemaking scene. Titanic was the first exposure to nudity which we knew was always present in English films, for that matter it was the first exposure to nudity and the world of adults for many of us kids.

Through all these years, however, I never became a fan of cinema. Perhaps, I was not old enough to really become movie buffs at that age.

That love for cinema, especially Hollywood movies first took seed when I watched Braveheart when I went to college. Braveheart opened the whole wide world in front of me. I became aware for the first time what cinema could do. The kind of stories it was possible to tell through the lens, the reality of it, the emotions of it. I loved every frame from that movie. I always loved history and Braveheart added fuel to my quest for reading and knowing about history in a more profound way than any history book from my school could.

And the music. The music transferred me to the cloudy, foggy mountains of Scotland. The fight for Scottish freedom struck a chord deep within me. William Wallace became my hero.

I am thankful to Braveheart and Mel Gibson for opening my eyes to cinema. I went on to see many great movies, some of them are way better in many different ways but Braveheart will always have a very special place in my heart.

Freedom!

How to ruin good television shows

When I try to drag conversations beyond a certain point, my mother has always reminds me in Bengali that if you squeeze a lemon too much, it turns bitter.

This is a fact of life. All things must pass as the great George Harrison once said.

However, this basic tenet of life is oftentimes forgotten by filmmakers and especially TV series makers.

Not everything that is created becomes popular and very few become sensations. So I get the desire to cash in as much as possible on something which the public already loves. However, in my limited exposure to TV series and shows, it seems to me that in that desire to milk the cash cow, they make the cow ill many times.

I loved Sherlock till season 2 and after that they ruined it. It just became shit on season 3. From the suspenseful brilliance of the first two seasons, the third season became just comic bullshit.

I have not seen the later seasons of House of Cards but what I have heard is not encouraging.

There are many such cases, I am sure you have similar experiences.

What prompted me to write this article is the utter deterioration of quality in Stranger Things 3. We waited for it for a year and what they give us is complete crack. I am on the last episode, hope it proves to be the saving grace but I am not very hopeful.

And I will not even talk about what they did with Game of Thrones.